PipeChat Digest #94 - Sunday, October 5, 1997
Re: AnotherNet
  by George W. Jenista <hiplain@flash.net>
Gather us in At Good Shepherd (parody)
  by <Jlokken@aol.com>

(back) Subject: Re: AnotherNet From: "George W. Jenista" <hiplain@flash.net> Date: Sat, 04 Oct 1997 17:21:39 -0700   I just need to know the URL for the IRC chat session, that's all :) Thanks!  
(back) Subject: Gather us in At Good Shepherd (parody) From: Jlokken@aol.com Date: Sat, 4 Oct 1997 23:13:10 -0400 (EDT)   A friend passed this along from the Internet. For what it's worth --   Newly discovered verses for the traditional yet cutting-edge and ever-popular tune, "Gather Us In." [*O Herr, versammle uns,* attr. Martinus Haugenensis, *Filistinisches Gesangbuch,* c. 1975.]   "Gather us in at Good Shepherd"   Here in this place babies are screaming, Shouldn't they all be banished away? Some folks are late and other are dreaming; Celebrate life, don't get carried away. Gather us in, the bored and the dozer, Blather us in with music inane; Call to us now and call the composer, We shall arise at the sound of his name.   We are the old, we yearn for a face lift, We are the young, our lives are a mess, We can't remember English or hist'ry, Poetry, schmoetry, we could care less. Gather us in, the rich and the naughty, Blather us in, there's no right and wrong; Give us a break and send us a ticket Light-years away from the sound of our song.   -- S. & S. Krantz, late XX Century.