PipeChat Digest #2336 - Friday, August 24, 2001
 
Re: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC)
  by <TubaMagna@aol.com>
Re: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC)
  by "Malcolm Wechsler" <manderusa@earthlink.net>
RE: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC)
  by "COLASACCO, ROBERT" <RCOLASACCO@popcouncil.org>
Re: The Birthday of Felix Hell
  by "Alan Freed" <afreed0904@earthlink.net>
Re: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC)
  by "Malcolm Wechsler" <manderusa@earthlink.net>
Fw: George Montalba
  by "VEAGUE" <dutchorgan@svs.net>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by "VEAGUE" <dutchorgan@svs.net>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by <RonSeverin@aol.com>
RE: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by "COLASACCO, ROBERT" <RCOLASACCO@popcouncil.org>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by "Marika E. Buchberger, LRPS" <marika57@earthlink.net>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by "David Carter" <david_n_carter@hotmail.com>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by "Marika E. Buchberger, LRPS" <marika57@earthlink.net>
Re:  Clean Church Humor
  by <Wurlibird1@aol.com>
More church humor....(Courtesy of 3 Saints Russian Orthodox Church)
  by "Marika E. Buchberger, LRPS" <marika57@earthlink.net>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by <Cremona502@cs.com>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by <Cremona502@cs.com>
Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)
  by <Cremona502@cs.com>
 

(back) Subject: Re: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC) From: <TubaMagna@aol.com> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 08:52:50 EDT   It looks like one of the series by Gerrit Klop of the Netherlands. All wooden pipes, as I remember. There were a whole bunch imported to the USA =   about a decade ago. SMG, NYC  
(back) Subject: Re: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC) From: "Malcolm Wechsler" <manderusa@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 10:48:21 -0400   Those little Klop boxes are really excellent, and relatively inexpensive, last I knew. They serve as little brothers to the two New York Mander organs - both St. Ignatius Loyola and St. Agnes Church own them.   Cheers,   Malcolm Wechsler   ----- Original Message ----- From: <TubaMagna@aol.com> To: <david_n_carter@hotmail.com>; <pipechat@pipechat.org> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:52 AM Subject: Re: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC)     > It looks like one of the series by Gerrit Klop of the Netherlands. All > wooden pipes, as I remember. There were a whole bunch imported to the = USA > about a decade ago. > SMG, NYC      
(back) Subject: RE: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC) From: "COLASACCO, ROBERT" <RCOLASACCO@popcouncil.org> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 10:55:26 -0400   What do you mean by this sentence? Are there Klop boxes at St. Ignatius = and St. Agnus? Robert Colasacco   >They serve as little brothers to the two New York Mander organs - both St. Ignatius Loyola and St. Agnes Church own them.   Malcolm Wechsler   -  
(back) Subject: Re: The Birthday of Felix Hell From: "Alan Freed" <afreed0904@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 11:53:58 -0400   > From: "Marika E. Buchberger, LRPS" <marika57@earthlink.net> > Subject: Re: The Birthday of Felix Hell > > Jersey area who would be attending the party so I would not have to go = alone.   Oh, no sweat. You won't be alone. There'll be lots of us there. I look forward to seeing you.   > If > you know of anyone, please pass my message on to them just in case they = might > be > interested. > I really don't. But come anyway!   Alan    
(back) Subject: Re: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC) From: "Malcolm Wechsler" <manderusa@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 12:32:17 -0400   In a word, yes. At St. Ignatius, one lives downstairs for use with = orchestra and also chorus when it is down below. The big organ is in the gallery. At St. Agnes, the Klop, which is very portable, is used for various accompaniments in different parts of the building, but otherwise lives in the balcony with the main organ, and was much used regularly before the organ was completed. It also serves in a rehearsal space elsewhere in the building.   Cheers,   Malcolm     ----- Original Message ----- From: "COLASACCO, ROBERT" <RCOLASACCO@popcouncil.org> To: "'PipeChat'" <pipechat@pipechat.org> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 10:55 AM Subject: RE: Portative Organ at Mostly Mozart Concert (NYC)     > What do you mean by this sentence? Are there Klop boxes at St. Ignatius and > St. Agnus? > Robert Colasacco      
(back) Subject: Fw: George Montalba From: "VEAGUE" <dutchorgan@svs.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 12:56:04 -0500     ----- Original Message ----- From: Caroline Johnson <skoot@tni.net> To: <dutchorgan@svs.net> Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 10:49 AM Subject: George Montalba     > FYI, > > My father is George Montalba and his albums we be re-released under his real > name Robert Hunter by the end of this year. > > My father is currently loosing his battle with cancer in California. > > Caroline Johnson >    
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: "VEAGUE" <dutchorgan@svs.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 12:59:30 -0500   To add to the humor, I recently saw a sign on a church lawn which read..........   "Don't let life kill you. Let us help"     OhhhhhhhhhhhhKayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <g>   Rick    
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: <RonSeverin@aol.com> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 14:24:49 EDT   Church Sermon bulletin:   "Want to know what hell is like?"   Come hear our new organist this Sunday!   Ron   Parish Bulletin:   Don't forget the ice cream social Tues. Eve. 7:30 PM The pastor reminds those women giving milk and cream to come an hour earlier. :)  
(back) Subject: RE: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: "COLASACCO, ROBERT" <RCOLASACCO@popcouncil.org> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 14:27:52 -0400   Tsk, tsk, tsk.   -----Original Message----- From: RonSeverin@aol.com [mailto:RonSeverin@aol.com] Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:25 PM To: pipechat@pipechat.org Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com)     Church Sermon bulletin:   "Want to know what hell is like?"   Come hear our new organist this Sunday!   Ron   Parish Bulletin:   Don't forget the ice cream social Tues. Eve. 7:30 PM The pastor reminds those women giving milk and cream to come an hour earlier. :)   "Pipe Up and Be Heard!" PipeChat: A discussion List for pipe/digital organs & related topics HOMEPAGE : http://www.pipechat.org List: mailto:pipechat@pipechat.org Administration: mailto:admin@pipechat.org Subscribe/Unsubscribe: mailto:requests@pipechat.org  
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: "Marika E. Buchberger, LRPS" <marika57@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 15:08:00 -0400   Oh dear!!! :o)   "COLASACCO, ROBERT" wrote:   > Tsk, tsk, tsk. > > -----Original Message----- > From: RonSeverin@aol.com [mailto:RonSeverin@aol.com] > Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:25 PM > To: pipechat@pipechat.org > Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) > > Church Sermon bulletin: > > "Want to know what hell is like?" > > Come hear our new organist this Sunday! > > Ron > > Parish Bulletin: > > Don't forget the ice cream social Tues. Eve. 7:30 PM > The pastor reminds those women giving milk and cream to come an > hour earlier. :) > > "Pipe Up and Be Heard!" > PipeChat: A discussion List for pipe/digital organs & related topics > HOMEPAGE : http://www.pipechat.org > List: mailto:pipechat@pipechat.org > Administration: mailto:admin@pipechat.org > Subscribe/Unsubscribe: mailto:requests@pipechat.org > > "Pipe Up and Be Heard!" > PipeChat: A discussion List for pipe/digital organs & related topics > HOMEPAGE : http://www.pipechat.org > List: mailto:pipechat@pipechat.org > Administration: mailto:admin@pipechat.org > Subscribe/Unsubscribe: mailto:requests@pipechat.org    
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: "David Carter" <david_n_carter@hotmail.com> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 21:35:30   Yet more humor... St Paul's Episcopal Church in Salinas, CA (where A-S Opus 1243 resides, to =   keep this on topic) has (or had) the following on a sign in their parking lot: Church Parking Only, Violators Will Be Baptized!!!   David Sacramento, CA       _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp    
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: "Marika E. Buchberger, LRPS" <marika57@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 17:49:12 -0400   Sign recently seen in front of a church:   "The most powerful position is on your knees"   (If you say so!!!!) :o))))))   VEAGUE wrote:   > To add to the humor, I recently saw a sign on a church lawn which > read.......... > > "Don't let life kill you. Let us help" > > OhhhhhhhhhhhhKayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <g> > > Rick > > "Pipe Up and Be Heard!" > PipeChat: A discussion List for pipe/digital organs & related topics > HOMEPAGE : http://www.pipechat.org > List: mailto:pipechat@pipechat.org > Administration: mailto:admin@pipechat.org > Subscribe/Unsubscribe: mailto:requests@pipechat.org   -- ***************************************************** Healthcare references for everyone. "Recipient of the year 2000 Featured Site Award at healthAtoZ.com" http://home.earthlink.net/~marika57/m_erika.html   Internet Safety Lessons. Must reading for everyone. http://home.earthlink.net/~marika57/safetylessons.html *****************************************************      
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Humor From: <Wurlibird1@aol.com> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 17:54:43 EDT   Currently displayed at a Waco, Texas church (home of a 3-36 Reuter), apparently suffering from the summer attendance slump:   "Our sign is broke. Please get message inside"   Jim Pitts  
(back) Subject: More church humor....(Courtesy of 3 Saints Russian Orthodox Church) From: "Marika E. Buchberger, LRPS" <marika57@earthlink.net> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 18:06:15 -0400   Actual Announcements From Church Bulletins   Thursday night -- Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.   Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.   For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.   The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.   Thursday at 5:00 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.   The Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign bumper sticker slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge--Up Yours."   =3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D   TOP TEN SIGNS YOU THAT INDICATE YOU MIGHT BE AN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN   You might be Orthodox if ...   (10) You are still in church more than ten minutes after the priest says, "Let us depart in peace."   (9) You forget to change your clock in the spring at Daylight Savings Time, show up an hour late, but the service is still going on....   (8) ...but there are people in your community who still can't get to church on time when the clock gets set _back_ an hour in the fall.   (7) You consider an hour long church service to be "short."   (6) You buy chocolate bunnies on sale (after Western Easter).   (5) When someone says, "Let us pray..." you reflexively stand up.   (4) You went to church four or more times in a week.   (3) Your priest is married...   (2) ...and your vocabulary includes at least three words that describe the wife of a priest.   And the number one sign you might be Orthodox is...   (1) You say a prayer before you pray!     More Signs ...You're Orthodox   You have varicose veins by the time you're twenty You don't blink when water is thrown at you A greasy forehead doesn't bother you You are a wine connoisseur You have a library of vegetarian cook books You are 60 and can still bend over and touch the floor You are a female under 30, yet you have a collection of head scarfs You are a male under 20 that has a pair of leather shoes You tend to buy shoes for comfort, not style You can name a brand of chocolate that doesn't have milk or animal fats in it You have Ancient Echoes in your CD collection You think palms and pussy willows are the same thing You know how to remove wax from clothing   -- ***************************************************** Healthcare references for everyone. "Recipient of the year 2000 Featured Site Award at healthAtoZ.com" http://home.earthlink.net/~marika57/m_erika.html   Internet Safety Lessons. Must reading for everyone. http://home.earthlink.net/~marika57/safetylessons.html *****************************************************      
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: <Cremona502@cs.com> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 19:03:28 EDT     --part1_db.1969ddcc.28b6e5c0_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset=3D"US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit   In a message dated 8/23/01 2:01:45 PM Eastern Daylight Time, dutchorgan@svs.net writes:     > To add to the humor, I recently saw a sign on a church lawn which > read.......... > > "Don't let life kill you. Let us help" > > > OhhhhhhhhhhhhKayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy <g> >   Reminds me of the sermon topic notices:   11 AM "Jesus Walks on the Water"   7:30 PM "Looking for Jesus"   Bruce Cornely ~ Cremona502@cs.com with the Baskerbeagles in the Beagle's Nest ~ ""Haruffaroo, Bohawow!" Duncan, Miles, Molly, and Dewi Visit Howling Acres at http://members.tripod.com/Brucon502/   --part1_db.1969ddcc.28b6e5c0_boundary Content-Type: text/html; charset=3D"US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit   <HTML><FONT FACE=3Darial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=3D2>In a message dated = 8/23/01 2:01:45 PM Eastern Daylight Time, <BR>dutchorgan@svs.net writes: <BR> <BR> <BR><BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=3DCITE style=3D"BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; = MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">To add to the = humor, I recently saw a sign on a church lawn which <BR>read.......... <BR> <BR>"Don't let life kill you. Let us help" <BR> <BR> <BR>OhhhhhhhhhhhhKayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy &lt;g&gt; <BR></FONT><FONT COLOR=3D"#000000" SIZE=3D3 FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF" = FACE=3D"Arial" LANG=3D"0"></BLOCKQUOTE> <BR></FONT><FONT COLOR=3D"#000000" SIZE=3D2 FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF" = FACE=3D"Arial" LANG=3D"0"> <BR>Reminds me of the sermon topic notices: <BR> <BR>11 AM &nbsp;&nbsp;"Jesus Walks on the Water" <BR> <BR>7:30 PM &nbsp;&nbsp;"Looking for Jesus" <BR> <BR>Bruce Cornely &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;~ &nbsp;Cremona502@cs.com &nbsp; <BR>with the Baskerbeagles in the Beagle's Nest ~ ""Haruffaroo, Bohawow!" <BR> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Duncan, Miles, Molly, and Dewi <BR>Visit Howling Acres at = &nbsp;&nbsp;http://members.tripod.com/Brucon502/</FONT></HTML>   --part1_db.1969ddcc.28b6e5c0_boundary--  
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: <Cremona502@cs.com> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 19:07:45 EDT     --part1_12.11594434.28b6e6c1_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset=3D"US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit   In a message dated 8/23/01 5:36:37 PM Eastern Daylight Time, david_n_carter@hotmail.com writes:     > Yet more humor... > St Paul's Episcopal Church in Salinas, CA (where A-S Opus 1243 resides, = to > keep this on topic) has (or had) the following on a sign in their = parking > lot: Church Parking Only, Violators Will Be Baptized!!! >   This reminds me of the three ministers who were discussing their common problem of bats residing in their towers.   The Baptist minister said he "just lost it" and got a shot gun and fired = at the tower. The result was a nice doorway for the bats to use.   The Methodist minister said that he had humanely tried to solve the = problem by catching all of the bats in a trap and taking them to the country where = he released them. Alas, they arrive back at the tower before he did, with friends!   The Lutheran minister said that he had easily solved the problem. He = went up in the tower, baptised them and then confirmed them. He never saw = them again!     Bruce Cornely ~ Cremona502@cs.com with the Baskerbeagles in the Beagle's Nest ~ ""Haruffaroo, Bohawow!" Duncan, Miles, Molly, and Dewi Visit Howling Acres at http://members.tripod.com/Brucon502/   --part1_12.11594434.28b6e6c1_boundary Content-Type: text/html; charset=3D"US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit   <HTML><FONT FACE=3Darial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=3D2>In a message dated = 8/23/01 5:36:37 PM Eastern Daylight Time, <BR>david_n_carter@hotmail.com writes: <BR> <BR> <BR><BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=3DCITE style=3D"BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; = MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">Yet more humor... <BR>St Paul's Episcopal Church in Salinas, CA (where A-S Opus 1243 = resides, to <BR>keep this on topic) has (or had) the following on a sign in their = parking <BR>lot: Church Parking Only, Violators Will Be Baptized!!! <BR></FONT><FONT COLOR=3D"#000000" SIZE=3D3 FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF" = FACE=3D"Arial" LANG=3D"0"></BLOCKQUOTE> <BR></FONT><FONT COLOR=3D"#000000" SIZE=3D2 FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF" = FACE=3D"Arial" LANG=3D"0"> <BR>This reminds me of the three ministers who were discussing their = common <BR>problem of bats residing in their towers. <BR> <BR>The Baptist minister said he "just lost it" and got a shot gun and = fired at <BR>the tower. &nbsp;The result was a nice doorway for the bats to use. <BR> <BR>The Methodist minister said that he had humanely tried to solve the = problem <BR>by catching all of the bats in a trap and taking them to the country = where he <BR>released them. &nbsp;&nbsp;Alas, they arrive back at the tower before = he did, with <BR>friends! <BR> <BR>The Lutheran minister said that he had easily solved the problem. = &nbsp;&nbsp;He went <BR>up in the tower, baptised them and then confirmed them. &nbsp;&nbsp;He = never saw them <BR>again! &nbsp; <BR> <BR> <BR>Bruce Cornely &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;~ &nbsp;Cremona502@cs.com &nbsp; <BR>with the Baskerbeagles in the Beagle's Nest ~ ""Haruffaroo, Bohawow!" <BR> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Duncan, Miles, Molly, and Dewi <BR>Visit Howling Acres at = &nbsp;&nbsp;http://members.tripod.com/Brucon502/</FONT></HTML>   --part1_12.11594434.28b6e6c1_boundary--  
(back) Subject: Re: Clean Church Jokes (courtesy of crosswalk.com) From: <Cremona502@cs.com> Date: Thu, 23 Aug 2001 19:08:15 EDT     --part1_84.1a2c1ff4.28b6e6df_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset=3D"US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit   In a message dated 8/23/01 5:53:30 PM Eastern Daylight Time, marika57@earthlink.net writes:     > Sign recently seen in front of a church: > > "The most powerful position is on your knees" >   I thought that was in front of the White House! ;-)   Bruce Cornely ~ Cremona502@cs.com with the Baskerbeagles in the Beagle's Nest ~ ""Haruffaroo, Bohawow!" Duncan, Miles, Molly, and Dewi Visit Howling Acres at http://members.tripod.com/Brucon502/   --part1_84.1a2c1ff4.28b6e6df_boundary Content-Type: text/html; charset=3D"US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit   <HTML><FONT FACE=3Darial,helvetica><FONT SIZE=3D2>In a message dated = 8/23/01 5:53:30 PM Eastern Daylight Time, <BR>marika57@earthlink.net writes: <BR> <BR> <BR><BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=3DCITE style=3D"BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; = MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">Sign recently seen = in front of a church: <BR> <BR>"The most powerful position is on your knees" <BR></FONT><FONT COLOR=3D"#000000" SIZE=3D3 FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF" = FACE=3D"Arial" LANG=3D"0"></BLOCKQUOTE> <BR></FONT><FONT COLOR=3D"#000000" SIZE=3D2 FAMILY=3D"SANSSERIF" = FACE=3D"Arial" LANG=3D"0"> <BR>I thought that was in front of the White House! &nbsp;;-) <BR> <BR>Bruce Cornely &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;~ &nbsp;Cremona502@cs.com &nbsp; <BR>with the Baskerbeagles in the Beagle's Nest ~ ""Haruffaroo, Bohawow!" <BR> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Duncan, Miles, Molly, and Dewi <BR>Visit Howling Acres at = &nbsp;&nbsp;http://members.tripod.com/Brucon502/</FONT></HTML>   --part1_84.1a2c1ff4.28b6e6df_boundary--