PipeChat Digest #4384 - Monday, March 22, 2004
  by "black" <gblack@ocslink.com>
Peoria recital
  by "Richard Schneider" <arpschneider@starband.net>
Re: God so Loved the World
  by "Jim Zimmerman" <jrzimmer@purdue.edu>
A pittiful joke
  by "Mark Turnbull" <mark.turnbull@bbc.co.uk>
Re: A pittiful joke (no organ content)
  by <ContraReed@aol.com>
Re: recital
  by "Alan Freed" <acfreed0904@earthlink.net>
Re: A pittiful joke
  by "todesco" <todesco@comcast.net>
Re: A pittiful joke
  by <RMaryman@aol.com>
Re: A pittiful joke   LONG  now: "I want a pen"
  by "Jim McFarland" <mcfarland6@juno.com>
Free Music
  by <brentmj@charter.net>
you have GOT to hear this piece!
  by "T.Desiree' Hines" <nicemusica@yahoo.com>
RE: A pittiful joke
  by "Andrew Mead" <mead@eagle.ca>
Re: RC Lent- paschale solemnitatis
  by "Richard Schneider" <arpschneider@starband.net>
Re: you have GOT to hear this piece!
  by <DarrylbytheSea@aol.com>

(back) Subject: recital From: "black" <gblack@ocslink.com> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 07:25:04 -0600   HI, Did anyone go to the recital in Peoria yesterday and how did it go? Thanks, Gary      
(back) Subject: Peoria recital From: "Richard Schneider" <arpschneider@starband.net> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 08:04:15 -0600   black wrote: > HI, Did anyone go to the recital in Peoria yesterday   <Grandpa Arp furiously waves his hand. . . "I did! I did!">   > and how did it go?   Most excellent. When I get a bit more time, I'll try to do a review. The Wicks was in fine form!   Faithfully,   G.A.   -- Richard Schneider, PRES/CEO <>< Schneider Pipe Organs, Inc. 41-43 Johnston St./P.O. Box 137 Kenney, IL 61749-0137 (217) 944-2454 VOX (877) 944-2454 TOLL-FREE (217) 944-2527 FAX arpschneider@starband.net Home Office EMAIL arp@schneiderpipeorgans.com SHOP EMAIL http://www.schneiderpipeorgans.com URL ADDRESS  
(back) Subject: Re: God so Loved the World From: "Jim Zimmerman" <jrzimmer@purdue.edu> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 09:22:26 -0500   Greetings,   I also meant to reply to the original request and never got the time. There is a Don Hustad/Tedd Smith organ/piano duet of this piece in the book "Collected Piano Organ Works of Tedd Smith and Don Hustad". = I'm playing it on Good Friday.   At 09:46 AM 3/20/2004 +0800,Doug Hendsbee wrote:   >In a previous e-mail (which I deleted by mistake) someone asked about an >organ arrangement of Stainer's Go so Loved the World. > >There is an arrangement in Holy Week Hymns and Classics - Albin Whitworth =   >- Beckenhorst Press - OC13.   Regards, Jim Zimmerman Lafayette, Indiana    
(back) Subject: A pittiful joke From: "Mark Turnbull" <mark.turnbull@bbc.co.uk> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 15:51:42 -0000   I am in desperate need of some funnies associated with the church, or church musicians.   In a shameless attempt to liven up what me thinks will be a dull speech wich I have to give, I paste a very very poor one below, and ask, nay plead, can anyone give me better please?   I may send a mark turnbull Sunday morning pen to the one I think is the funniest---however, we will have some happy times   The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how, after the service, he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances." During the service the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up." At that moment, the substitute organist played the National Anthem. And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!   BBCi at http://www.bbc.co.uk/   This e-mail (and any attachments) is confidential and may contain personal views which are not the views of the BBC unless specifically stated. If you have received it in error, please delete it from your system.=20 Do not use, copy or disclose the information in any way nor act in reliance on it and notify the sender immediately. Please note that the BBC monitors e-mails sent or received.=20 Further communication will signify your consent to this.  
(back) Subject: Re: A pittiful joke (no organ content) From: <ContraReed@aol.com> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 12:28:02 -0500   SW4gYSBtZXNzYWdlIGRhdGVkIDMvMjIvMjAwNCAxMDo1MTo0MiBBTSBFYXN0ZXJuIFN0YW5k YXJkIFRpbWUsIG1hcmsudHVybmJ1bGxAYmJjLmNvLnVrIHdyaXRlczoKCj4gSSBhbSBpbiBk ZXNwZXJhdGUgbmVlZCBvZiBzb21lIGZ1bm5pZXMgYXNzb2NpYXRlZCB3aXRoIHRoZSAKPiBj aHVyY2gsIG9yIGNodXJjaCBtdXNpY2lhbnMuCgpPSywgSG93IGFib3V0IHRoaXMgb25lOgoK VGhlIHNleHRvbiBvZiBhIHNtYWxsIGNvdW50cnkgY2h1cmNoIHdhcyB0b2xkIHRoYXQgdGhl IG91dHNpZGUgb2YgdGhlIGNodXJjaCBuZWVkZWQgdG8gYmUgcGFpbnRlZC4gIEhlIHdhcyBh ZG1vbmlzaGVkIHRoYXQgc2luY2UgdGhlIGNodXJjaCBjb3VsZCBub3QgYWZmb3JkIGEgbGFy Z2UgcGFpbnQgYmlsbCwgaGUgc2hvdWxkIGJlIHZlcnkgY2FyZWZ1bCBpbiBhcHBseWluZyB0 aGUgcGFpbnQsIGxlc3Qgbm9uZSBzaG91bGQgYmUgd2FzdGVkLiAgVmVyeSBoZWVkZnVsIG9m IHRoaXMgYWR2aWNlLCBoZSBzdGFydGVkIGVhcmx5IG9uZSBzcHJpbmcgbW9ybmluZyB0byBw YWludCB0aGUgY2h1cmNoLiAgSGUgaGFkIGZpbmlzaGVkIGFib3V0IG9uZS1oYWxmIG9mIG9u ZSB3YWxsLCB3aGVuIG91dCBvZiBub3doZXJlIGEgc3VycHJpc2UgcmFpbiBzdG9ybSBjYW1l LCBhbmQgd2FzaGVkIG9mZiB0aGUgcGFpbnQgaGUgaGFkIGp1c3QgYXBwbGllZC4gIEhlIHdh cyB1cHNldCB0byBzYXkgdGhlIGxlYXN0LCBidXQgdGhvdWdodCB0aGF0IGlmIGhlIGFkZGVk IHNvbWUgcGFpbnQgdGhpbm5lciB0byB0aGUgcmVtYWluaW5nIHBhaW50LCBoZSB3b3VsZCBo YXZlIGp1c3QgZW5vdWdoIHRvIGZpbmlzaCB0aGUgam9iLiAgVGhlIG5leHQgZGF5IGRhd25l ZCB3YXJtIGFuZCBzdW5ueSwgYW5kIHRoZSBzZXh0b24gdGhvdWdodCBoZSB3b3VsZCBiZSBh YmxlIHRvIGZpbmlzaCB0aGUgam9iIHRoYXQgZGF5LiAgQnV0IGFmdGVyIGhlIGhhZCBmaW5p c2hlZCBvbmUtaGFsZiBvZiBvbmUgd2FsbCwgYW5vdGhlciBzdXJwcmlzZSByYWluLXN0b3Jt IGNhbWUgdXAgYW5kIHdhc2hlZCB0aGUgcGFpbnQgb2ZmLiBBZ2FpbiwgdGhlIHNleHRvbiB3 YXMgdXBzZXQsIGJ1dCB0aG91Z2h0IHRoYXQgaGUgY291bGQgcHJvYmFibHkgYWRkIHNvbWUg bW9yZSBwYWludCB0aGlubmVyIHRvIHRoZSBwYWludCBoZSBhbHJlYWR5IGhhZCB0byBlbnN1 cmUgaGUgd291bGQgaGF2ZSBlbm91Z2ggdG8gZmluaXNoIHRoZSBqb2IuICBUaGF0IG5pZ2h0 IGhlIHByYXllZCBmb3IgYSBzdW5ueSBkYXkgdGhlIG5leHQgZGF5IHNvIGhlIGNvdWxkIGNv bXBsZXRlIGhpcyB3b3JrLiAgVGhlIGRheSB3YXMgYnJpZ2h0IGFuZCBzdW5ueSwgaGUgY2hl Y2tlZCB0aGUgcmFkaW8sIFRWLCBhbmQgaW50ZXJuZXQgd2VhdGhlciByZXBvcnRzLCBhbmQg dGhlcmUgd2VyZSBhYnNvbHV0ZWx5IG5vIG1lbnRpb25zIG9mIHJhaW4gaW4gaGlzIHBhcnRp Y3VsYXIgYXJlYS4gIEhlIGFnYWluIHN0YXJ0ZWQgdG8gcGFpbnQsIGNoZWNrZWQgdGhlIHNr eSBmb3IgY2xvdWRzIGV2ZXJ5IGNvdXBsZSBvZiBtaW51dGVzLCBhbmQgdGhvdWdodCBoZSB3 b3VsZCBiZSBmaW5hbGx5IGFibGUgdG8gY29tcGxldGUgdGhlIGpvYi4gIEFsbCBvZiBhIHN1 ZGRlbiwgdGhlIHNreSBncmV3IHZlcnkgZGFyaywgYW5kIGl0IHN0YXJ0ZWQgdG8gcmFpbiBv bmNlIG1vcmUuICBUaGUgc2V4dG9uLCBpbiBhIGZpdCBvZiBhYmplY3QgaGVscGxlc3NuZXNz LCBjcmllZCBvdXQ6ICJHb2QhISEgV2h5IGFyZSB5b3UgZG9pbmcgdGhpcyB0byBtZT8gIFlv dSBrbm93IEkgaGF2ZSB0byBnZXQgdGhlIGNodXJjaCBwYWludGVkIGFuZCB3ZSBjYW4ndCBh ZmZvcmQgYW55bW9yZSBwYWludC4gIEkgY2FuJ3Qgd2F0ZXIgZG93biB0aGUgcGFpbnQgYW55 IG1vcmUgYW5kIG1ha2UgaWYgd29yay4gIFdoeT8gIFdoeT8gV2h5PyIgICBBbGwgb2YgYSBz dWRkZW4gdGhlIHJhaW4gc3RvcHBlZCwgdGhlIHN1biBjYW1lIG91dCwgdGhlIHNreSB0dXJu ZWQgYmx1ZSwgYW5kIGEgbG91ZCB2b2ljZSBjYW1lIGRvd24gZnJvbSBoZWF2ZW4gc2F5aW5n OiAiUmVwYWludCwgYW5kIHRoaW4gbm8gbW9yZSEiCgooRG8gSSB3aW4gdGhlIHByaXplPykK  
(back) Subject: Re: recital From: "Alan Freed" <acfreed0904@earthlink.net> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 12:39:34 -0500   On 3/22/04 8:25 AM, "black" <gblack@ocslink.com> wrote:   > HI, Did anyone go to the recital in Peoria yesterday and how did it go? > Thanks, Gary   Seems to me that Arp was seen there.   Alan    
(back) Subject: Re: A pittiful joke From: "todesco" <todesco@comcast.net> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:44:29 -0600   Sorry for the length and sorry if these are oldies. I think we've covered all denominations and nationalities .... well, maybe not all.   "Water to Wine"   An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.   The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.   He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"   "Just water," says the priest.   The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"   The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"   ----------------------------------------   "The Brothel"   Two Irishmen were sitting in a pub having a beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad."   Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, "Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation."   Then they saw a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, "What a terrible pity... one of the girls must be quite ill."   ----------------------------------------   How the Jews Got the Ten Commandments   God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."   And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"   And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."   "Can you give us an example?"   "Thou shalt not kill."   "Not kill? We're not interested."   So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."   And the Mexicans wanted an example,   And the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."   "Not steal? We're not interested."   He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."   The French wanted an example and the Lord said,   "Thou shalt not commit adultery."   "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."   He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."   "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"   "They're free."   "We'll take 10."   ----------------------------------------   There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."   ----------------------------------------   While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."   ----------------------------------------   People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.   ----------------------------------------   "Somebody has well said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."   ----------------------------------------   A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."   When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note. "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."   ----------------------------------------   A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"   The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay, said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean?"   "That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"   ----------------------------------------   There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.   ----------------------------------------   Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good logical reason for removing the Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Supreme Court building. You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery and Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.   ----------------------------------------   "Four Jewish Brothers"   Four Jewish brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered.   Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother, who lived far away in another city.   The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."   The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."   The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an L600 with a chauffeur.   The fourth said, "Listen to this. You know how Mama loved reading the Torah and you know she can't read it anymore because she can't see very well. I met this Rabbi who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Torah. It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the temple, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."   The other brothers were impressed.   After the holidays Mama sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:   Dear Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.   Dear Menachim, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. But thank you for the gesture just the same.   Dear Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes... and the driver you hired is a Nazi. But the thought was good. Thanks.   Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious.   Thank you."     Mark Turnbull wrote:   > I am in desperate need of some funnies associated with the church, or > church musicians.    
(back) Subject: Re: A pittiful joke From: <RMaryman@aol.com> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 13:57:51 EST   In a message dated 3/22/2004 10:52:55 AM Eastern Standard Time, mark.turnbull@bbc.co.uk writes: I am in desperate need of some funnies associated with the church, or church musicians. Diane Bish tells the story of her first sunday at her first organist position. She arrived early Sunday morning at the church, only to see the = sign outside:   Sermon Topic: "What Hell Will Be Like"   come hear our new church organist play.   FWIW....   Rick in VA    
(back) Subject: Re: A pittiful joke LONG now: "I want a pen" From: "Jim McFarland" <mcfarland6@juno.com> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 14:08:48 -0500     On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 15:51:42 -0000 "Mark Turnbull" <mark.turnbull@bbc.co.uk> writes: > I am in desperate need of some funnies associated with the church, > or church musicians.         How Hot Is It In Hell - A True Story A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof." Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities. #1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. #2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic. The student got the only A. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tex-Mexistentialism     "Jalapeno, Jalapeno, Jalapeno, Jalapeno." I've discovered a wonderful new philosophy that has raised my consciousness as well as my cholesterol. It's called Tex-Mexistentialism. It all started with the philosopher Juan-Paul Salsa, who wrote, "To Bean, or Nacho to Bean, that is the Queso." He was followed by his great disciple, Descarta Blanca, who said, "I Pinto, therefore, Cayenne." Some trace it to ancient Grease, where the great thinker Aristortilla wrote the book Plata's RePulpo. Meanwhile, over in ancient India, they believed in Chili con Karma - that what Casa round, Carne's around. And back in the Holy Land, The prophet Masa brought The Ten Comidas: "Thou Salt not Tequila." "Honor Tamale and thy Papaya." "Blessed are the Migas, for they shall Ranchero the Burps." "Give a man an Enchilada, he'll Taco Mole." "Arroz is Arroz by Flameada name." "In the Picante, Guisada Cerveza'd the Hongas and the Verde. And he saw that it was Food." I'd like to close by reciting The Lard's Prayer: "Our Fajita, who art in Huevos, Pollo'd be Muy Bueno. Thy Corona come, thy Chili be Con, on Cuervo it is El Jefe. Forgive us our Tres Amigos, as we forgive those who Seis Salsas against us. Lettuce not into Tomatillo, but Nuevo us from Fritos. For thine is the Gringo, the Agua and the Chorizo. In the name of the Flauta, and of the Flan, and of the Frijole ghost. A-Menudo." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where do text characters go when you delete them?     The Catholic's approach to characters: The nice characters go to character heaven, where life is good. The characters are bathed in the light of happiness, all their troubles are soothed, and there's not a delete key, eraser, or white-out bottle in sight. Most of the nice characters are A's and I's, those that have never been, er, involved with other characters. Often, you'll see A's or I's with N's or T's. These are characters in love: monogamous on the page, together again after deletion. You'll see quite a few Q's too. They seem to feel particularly guilty for no good reason. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. In case you were wondering what the difference between a nice character and a naughty character is, I'll tell you. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as "breast," "sex," "objectivity," and depending upon usage, words such as "feminism," "reproductive freedom," "contraception," and "science." You may ask, and rightly so, why the characters are blamed for the words they assemble, when in fact they are not responsible for their own configuration. But we feel that a character has an obligation to oppose any naughtiness in its own configuration. If it truly felt guilty about the word it was forming, it would rebel. The Buddhist Explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, lower-case letters will become upper-case, and the most righteous and good of letters will become C's. Why C, you ask? Who knows, but C it is! If a character's karma is not so good, then it will move down the above scale, ultimately becoming the lowest of characters, a space. The 20th Century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? All characters are the same, swirling in a vast sea of meaningless nothingness. It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same. More characters should delete themselves. (nihilist characters are easy to identify. They're usually pale and tragic, and they smoke a lot.) The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also. Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the <Del> key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah! Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not as flammable. I'm not making any of this up. IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life. PETA's Explanation: You've been DELETING them???? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!!!   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OFF Topic, but I couldn't resist:     SCOTTISH HOSPITAL An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims: "Fair fa' yer sonsie face, Great chieftain e' the puddin' race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace as lang's my arm." The Englishman, being somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into: "Some hae meat, and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thankit." This continues with the next patient: "Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie, O what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi bickering brattle I wad be laith to run and chase thee, Wi murdering prattle!" "Well," said the Englishman to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last." "Nay, nay," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the Burns Unit."               Jim  
(back) Subject: Free Music From: <brentmj@charter.net> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 14:30:42 -0500   The Wicks Organ Company in conjunction with Mel Bay music and Kevin = Mahew Publishers is giving away music! This month several copies of new = editions, 148 Interludes for Organ by Andrew Moore, Gregory Murray, and = Noel Rawsthorne, and Ultimate Fun Collection, will be given away. Names = will be pulled from the Wicks Organ Company's email list, and all you have = to do to win is be on this list. If you're not already receiving regular = email updates from Wicks, then join today by going to = http://www.wicks.com/organ/contactform.htm and fill out the form. The = first drawing or names will happen next week, but more names will be = chosen for new volumes next month. For more information, visit: http://www.wicks.com/organ/news/031504.htm   Sign up today and not only receive regular, informative updates from = Wicks, but also free music!     Brent Johnson    
(back) Subject: you have GOT to hear this piece! From: "T.Desiree' Hines" <nicemusica@yahoo.com> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 12:02:43 -0800 (PST)   Paul Fejko is a good acquaintance of mine and hes always recording. He just did another set in Europe. On one organ he did this Toccata in D Major by MARCEL LANQUETUITE. And let me tell you... OMG !!!! Paul already is in my opinion one of the top 15 organists in the = world as far as playing but then he had to go and play this piece! You = all, i'ts got to be the most beautiful piece in D major I have EVERY = heard! Anyone here familair with it?     From Desiree' T. Desiree' Hines Chicago, IL 60649 http://concertartist.info/bios/hines.html Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Finance Tax Center - File online. File on time.  
(back) Subject: RE: A pittiful joke From: "Andrew Mead" <mead@eagle.ca> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 15:09:18 -0500     It's a good one but you have to hope most of your audience have not heard = it before. I've heard it 3 times now over the internet in 4 years, I think. AjM      
(back) Subject: Re: RC Lent- paschale solemnitatis From: "Richard Schneider" <arpschneider@starband.net> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 14:34:06 -0600   Dick Siegel wrote:   > http://www.wf-f.org/paschaleSolemnitatis.htmL is the correct site- = sorry   Apparently not.   Still didn't work for me!   Faithfully,   G.A.   -- Richard Schneider, PRES/CEO <>< Schneider Pipe Organs, Inc. 41-43 Johnston St./P.O. Box 137 Kenney, IL 61749-0137 (217) 944-2454 VOX (877) 944-2454 TOLL-FREE (217) 944-2527 FAX arpschneider@starband.net Home Office EMAIL arp@schneiderpipeorgans.com SHOP EMAIL http://www.schneiderpipeorgans.com URL ADDRESS  
(back) Subject: Re: you have GOT to hear this piece! From: <DarrylbytheSea@aol.com> Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 16:05:14 -0500   Hi, Y'all!   For several years Diane kept this piece in her active repertoire, although = I haven't seen her list it on concert programs for some years. I'm = guessing she has it one of her old recordings, but can't verify that = information. I'm sure her website has that info.   Although the piece sounds very difficult, I think it's an accessible piece = and I think probably would be approachable by most junior or senior organ = majors. It's a fun piece which I've played for postludes for big services = over the years, but have left it slip from my fingers.   Thanks for helping me remember the piece.   Yours,   Darryl by the Sea